Predator Nutrition’s Top 10 Annoying Gym Habits

 10 Annoying Gym Habits Comic

 

1. Bad Odour

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem

The gym is full of guys who would get rejected from work at a sewage plant for smelling too bad.

Solution

Get your body fat down and use some deodorant damn it!

 

2. Old guys in changing rooms with their tackle hanging out

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem

The old guys in my gym seem to have an addiction to testosterone boosters that forces them to display their crown jewels right in front of your face.

Solution

Ever seen the film Saw? You get the idea.

 

 

3. Curling in the Squat Rack

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem

Monday is squat day. You have taken two scoops of Craze and are ready for war. In the squat rack is a stamp collector working on his biceps who thinks he is Arnold…

Solution

Grab the guy by the scruff of the neck and drop kick him out of the gym just like “Coach Hardass” told you in school. If you fail, your punishment is to join the aerobics and spinning class for the year.

 

 

4. Performing Cross-fit

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem:

Crossfit is where you take up every piece of equipment in the gym while you perform a vast array of supposedly functional exericses, despite the fact no real athlete ever trains this way.

Solution:

Ask if you can ‘jump in’ using one of their barbells for some deadlifting and apply as many plates as possible to the bar (16+ preferably) to perform your set, leaving the bar as described as you go for a water break.

 

5. Fat people in lycra

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem:

You’re halfway through the workout of your life, you’re killing it, smashing PB’s left, right and centre, concentrating on your form as strict as possible, a large mass appears in front of you.

Solution:

Leave a large pile of doughnuts in the reception area while you train and this problem disappears.

 

6. Blocking view of the mirror

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem

Every gym seems to feature this wiseass whose idea of fun is to stand directly in front of the mirror as you train.

Solution

When he trains sit on his lap. Note, this may not work in all instances and we take no responsibility for anyone who ends up in court, jail or hospital.

 

 

7. Abusing the leg press

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem:

Ever seen someone trying to hold too many dishes and seeing them all fall down? The clown in the leg press seems to think it’s a good idea to put a ton of weight plates on the leg press machine before performing a 1/10 rep while seeing if he can prevent himself being crushed.

Solution:

Since you now have no damn plates left in the gym to train sit on the machine to help add a little more overload for Mr Bean.

8.Leaving dumbbells in the racks

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem:

Last few sets of your leg workout, barely able to walk you stumble into the squat rack for a last set or two… But before you can do this, there’s a bench to move, a set of dumbbells and a stability ball.

Solution:

Upon sighting the future offender, pick up said equipment, surround current piece of equipment he/she is using with equipment he left behind with the phrase ‘wasn’t sure if you still needed these’.

 

9.Walking at speed 1 on the treadmill

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem:

Who ever heard of warming up for a warm-up? Why the heck would anyone walk at what looks like 1mph for ten minutes before they start their workout which ends up being walking at 2mph.

Solution:

Dump some Maximize Intense in their drink and watch these babies run.

 

10.Drinking Soft Drinks

Gym Annoyance Smell

Problem:

Everybody who trains either wants to get fitter or leaner it seems so why is it that 99% of the gym population think drinking high sugar soft drinks is going to get them there?

Solution:

Join us on our forum to get the inside scoop on what is the best drink to power training and recovery for gym goers.

 

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One thought on “Predator Nutrition’s Top 10 Annoying Gym Habits

  1. I think you may have missed a couple–
    ——playing around with the phone whilest on a piece of equipment instead of getting on with the job .

    ——-2 or 3 young lads on a piece of equipment chatting and joking instead of getting on with it.

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